Vince says all i need to do is round up a few ladies in bikinis and he said we could get a boat for springer fishin on the columbia.....is he smokin crack? I dont think there would be ANYONE interested in taking a bunch of scantily clad woman out on the water on a nice warm day with a a few beers....oh well. well if by chance anyone is interested i have found a few girls that want to go fishing. here are a few options. i have a few more that i have asked if they would like to go but i have no pictures of them. oh and you know vince and i will be in our best man-thong. I was thinkin my leopard print one....



Lisa


some maybes


I am 90% sure Miss ashley nybo will go

and of course my girlfriend Jayden who absolutely loves to fish....i dont get it..... but i roll with it.


like i said many others that would like to go. beleive it or not almost every girl i talk to says they would love to. its like a phenomenon. or it could be the free drinks i offered. : ) either or...i'll take it.

I know a couple of other fishin boards you could check around on.. But you might want to emphasize on the man thong part, and up the ante with guys, instead of scantily clad women.. I hear they are into that

Your old lady is hot.. If she doesn't want to go with you guys, I've got an open seat, as soon as I take my phone away from it

Just kidding...You of all ppl should take that as a compliment, you cocky bastard

Good luck with that... If it's before june 15th, lemme know and I'll try and round up my own accompanying boat for an all out party... Can never have too many females around...

the 2nd pic with the three chicks... the one in the middle could be geddy lees sister. she's a smokin hotty.

Heee's Baaacckkk!

Wow, I do see a resemblance, more likely daughter then sister though.

Like a breath of hot air.... Just what we needed around here Merg

the black hair and sport coat... you going indie on us here?

Dude your old cell number ain't working. I had an open seat on a sled for you.

Springer fishing on the Columbia will be over very soon. But If you've got the ladies lined up, I'll work on getting us a big ole sled for middle of June maybe. Shad, oversized sturgeon, maybe summer kings. Any volunteers for a photo shoot, and fishing trip with barely clothed hotties, the Merg and Vhawk?

Same guy in both pics? Merg, the hope for Geeks everywhere.




VHawk

Haven't we been down this road already????

Ok...I still want to know where this guy goes for several months when we don't here from him? Only to come back posting like a crackhead rodent with A.D.D. again

Oh, and I liked the pictures before and I like 'em now...

This guy is the KING of Photoshop!!!..Nice work ther Merg.. like Vhawk says...Hope for nerds everywhere.. And to quote 1bighog-
crackhed rodent with ADD...LMAO!!!!!

That ain't photoshop.

http://s101.photobucket.com/albums/m42/theOtherTy/?start=0

After looking at that link, I'm still not convinced.. I still think he's the nerds answer to Sideshow Bob.. The pic with his girlfriend in the kitchen looks legit but the ones with the hotties are suspect... Don't get me wrong, they ARE hotties, but the question remains.. is the Merg REALLY with them?

Merg I think Nookie is calling you out.

Time for Hoochies with Hoochies: The Salmon Tourney for Tramps.

Yea, I guess I am.. Prove it beyond a reasonable doubt that you are the Alpha Male Chick Magnet that you portray yourself to be, you photoshop wizard you.. By the way this is almost as fun as 4:20!!!!!

The Merg seems strangely silent.. It's not like him to be out of the limelight...Don't get me wrong.. IF he is legit, then I bow down to him. Then again, am I the only one who dares to cry BS!

its the new cologne i got.......its called Low Tide. by Nautica. woman just throw themselves on me to get just one whiff of that low tide pungent odor...

hahahah alright here. some old, some new, and pictures of my girlfriend


This is the party bus. we rented a bus and rode up to Seattle dancin and drinkin all the wya up. went to a club and then the bus drove us home.....sweet arse time.


IMG]http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m42/theOtherTy/syren029.jpg[/IMG]

This is the back of the tahoe......you will notice the guy to girl ratio here....i am no mathmatician...but those are good odds. Lisa....the blonde one is a freakin riot. girl can dance all night despite the tiny little skirt.


if you look at the background on this picture you will realize that lisa is sitting on my lap...in the front seat.


poor ryan....it was his birthday. he passed out on the bus...very funny. we took turns carrying him to the house and putting him to bed. very funny



my girlfriend...she is absolutely wonderful....LOVES to fish, plays pool as good as i do...can throw a frisbee like a champ.....and she is funny, smart....wow....lucky me.





here are some old hot tub photos for all you that remember





taking clothes off......yeah thats an AWESOME idea

ok...thats the last time i should have to prove it. Now whos got the boat?

hahahah actually now that i have a girlfriend those pictures will probably never be shown again. just out of respect.

Merg, your sig line says it all

the chick in the middle is Stephanie....i think she is 28 years old..i just call her boobs anyway. shes like 5' 4" with fake set of D's , every time i spend the night over there ( they all live together) she walks around in this damng wife beater....i always yell out " THE chickens DONE!!" when she walks by.

hahah yes it does....thanks to Myren...

those girls rock though...they are not sleezy or anything. just a good time, fun to be around. thats hard to find.

hahahah no its acutally dirty blonde hair with crap in it. sport coat i had made...its righteous....indie....never....stylin? ALWAYS hahahah

I know what it's like to hang out with girls like that, believe it or not, and yeah, it actually makes for one hell of a night Lots of good, fun times... I remember two summers ago camped at whitcomb dimmel bar on the duc, we were all going tubing the next day so I rounded up as many good lookers as I could find, and the night before while we were camping, clothing was beyond optional for em...

Just makes for a fun, let loose environment...

Am I agreeing with you? Yeah...

Do I still think your a flamer? Yeah...

Your uncle's a hell of a nice guy, so you've got that in your serious favor in my book tho

As do I, infact last week i went to Pullman for 5 days and it's not even fair, every single girl is a freak there.

OK Merg... You win! Am I jealous? YES!

Merg -

I'm still not convinced - can you post some more proof?

I believe him....who in their right mind would photoshop this?



BTW the thought of Geddy Lee as a woman just doesn't sit well with me

Merg, you havent fishing in a while ??? Girlfriend dump ya again ????? You little attention whore. Didnt you learn nothing from the last time???

i am a slow learner : ) hahahaha

yeah....thats like fishing in a barrel. i totally agree.

two words come to mind when i think of that kind of scenario..


the gorge



the sandbar


nuff said.

WTF?

Merg you have some explaining to do.

For some reason that photo makes me think of Will Farrel....

Keith

Will Farrell in "Blades Of Glory"? That pic gives new meaning to the term "Hyperactive Flamerness!

Geez you old geezers sure get jealous quick. i started a new trend with my 80's work out party idea. seems to be sweeping the nations. So in good form i dressed to impress. I was currently kicking some serious Backside in Beer Pong ( 3 pee champion circa 03' -06') so my friends girlfriend took the winning victory shot.

i cant help it if i look good no matter what hahahaha.

I'm sure they thought this dude was "cool" too. He had all the babes and the $$ to go with it.

http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/2007/04/ggw_indictment.html

Not any more, it seems.

Merg: A bunch of us are old enough to recall the days of "glory" we all had, but we also remember that for every one of those "babes"...

Some dude, some where, is so sick of her sh1t that he can't stand her. The drugs and alcohol are fun while it lasts...but then life goes on...the "babes" will start to find out that gravity has it's effects...so they will either add silicone, or live with the fact that it was all just a fart in the wind. Imagine if all that time/money/energy was put into something useful??????????

Mike (Da Grinch)

ROTFLMFAO!!

I *used* to be wild too...now that I am old(er) and get a boring day in the office (like today) I get to have some fun too...reminding the youngMergan of his future woes...

Now, if he can get those scantily clad (or non-clad) babes out on the highway to pick up litter that I *promise* I'll be there to help....'er watch...'er assist...take nice digital pics...

What the hell...I'LL BE THERE!

I just figgered that with all the back-slappin and positive feedback he was getting he needed something to balance out the equation. What good is it to have all that fun without someone else telling you it is "bad" and that they will all go to he-double-toothpicks for their sins...

Mike

What Stam said.. but I want him to change some sprinkler heads for me.

I'm gettin old no chit. I had an opertunity to do the tounge in fingers wag at a girl who was looking at me at Albertsons and I didn't do it. WTF is wrong with me ???

You want HIM to change some sprinkler head? Dude, is there something you are not telling us?

A guy in Canada tried that on my 16 yo. daughter...she walked up and kicked him square in the nutbag and called him a F'n pervert loud enough for everyone in the restaraunt to hear.

Bet he thinks twice next time.

Mike (born 100 years too late)

Very Bizzare... Anyway...


How is springer fishing?

huh? well for one if you come on to any girl no matter what...you will get rejected every time....when you are trying to "hit" on any girl you are just screwing yourself.....that goes with anything...if someone percieves that you "want" something from them...you lose all your power. they know they can treat you however ( kick in the nuts and F'n pervert) they want. If your attitude is
jovial, and sincere but playful ( like " Forgot your cute shirt at home huh? happens to me all the time " sly smile)then you can say or do anything you want.get a phone number in 2 minutes, meet up with her later....hahaha i even get them to ask for my phone number hahah thats the best. To many guys worry about what women think about them. thats not your business. stop worying. have fun with them. joke, bust their balls in a playful way. its fun and evtertaining to guys that dont know one end of a woman from afishin rod ( no pun intended) it also lets you establish some very solid expectations.............gosh i could go on forever. it takes awhile to learn but well worth the struggle . i mean.....have you seen my girlfriend? not to mention she is funny, loves to fish, caring, thoughtful, doesnt play the " whats wrong? NOTHING!" game.....you cant find that kind of women....unless you look real hard and find out which ones you DONT WANT....whos been there? hahahahaah ALL OF US!

fishin with vince and my girlfriend friday. will post pictures for sure!!!

plus i would call any guy over the age of 17 hitting on a 16 year old a CHUMP. its gross....and really easy. raise your standards...go for the older mature women that know a little more about life. they are more mentally engaging and will probably easier to relate too.....

hahahah dont back up know because everyone is bustin your chops hahahah i dont care man. its funny and entertaining when you have haters. if i only have 8 out of 10 haters i need to ask myself why the heck i dont have the other 2!!!!

joke....you guys rock...i love it on here. its like air....you can only last so long without it

F oh dear.. wonder how many times that line will be used at the bar this weekend now..

Except Stam will prolly screw it up.. it'll come out somethin like, "Forget your shirt at home, two more drinks and it's comin off anyhow"

Those are his sisters! Remember where he lives?

Merg your topics are always popular for some strange reason...

"Merg your topics are always popular for some strange reason..."

Seems there's always a traffic jam on the freeway along side the railroad tracks where a train wreck has just happened, too...

Hell, there was a traffic jam on I-5 South through Marysville on Sunday night because everyone was slowing down to look at the damn carnival in the Wal-Mart parking lot...Ferk O'Dear, people need to friggin' get out more.

Fish on...

Todd

[quote=TBird]


LOL, I like that line.

Mike,

Merg's ok. He doesn't drink when I've fished with him, and if he's on anything other than pure UNmedicated ADD, I'd be a little surprised. I was the guy instigating the idea behind the calandar "Girls Gone Fishing". I wanted more skin and hotter girls than the women in waders calendars.

For what it's worth he's a good kid. Smart, funny, and usually considerate of other people. Kind of like a hyperactive Stam.

Vhawk

I can help you out Vince, I have already scratched off Miss Febuary 2007 from women in waders off my list. I called you a few days ago to fish the Kalama with us, you must have been working.

Merg: Dont know you but I dj up there at Club Heavens and Last Supper Club, will be throwing a few shows when I get back from AK. You should bring your crew out.

ahhhhh well those days are not for me anymore. i just dont have the time.

thank you for the offer though. i will tell everyone..hahahahh they will go. i keep it to maybe two nights a month. funds are low with rolling my car and all.

"Merg's ok. He doesn't drink when I've fished with him, and if he's on anything other than pure UNmedicated ADD"

before you took him out did his Mommy instruct you--

--dont give him sugar --make him fish with his helmet and harness--put the headband on his helmet or he will have a tantrum--here are some extra headbands